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Well my baby's breath is dog shit
and I can't take it anymore
My baby's breath is dog shit
and I just can't take it anymore
Well i bought my baby breath mints
lawd and she just threw em on the floor
I thought that i could take it
but I was mistaken
Every time we make it
I don't let her fellate it
You know that I love her
and so does my mother..yeah!
but I'm starting to wonder
if she's been brushing with manure
I said 'babe your breath be stankin babe'
she didn't hear my words
Said "babe your breath be stankin babe'
she acted like she aint never heard
We tried couples counseling
and that shit just didn't work
She's stankin' in the morning
stankin' in the evening
stank so bad last night
that I started into scheming
(unintelligible blues noises)
My baby's breath is dog shit
so I bought a gun and I shot that bitch
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3. |
March of the Dung Beetle
01:36
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Hearts Are Made of Gold
03:41
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you’ll find em in the pastures
you’ll see em in the styes
ball and roll is all they know
they keep away the flies
put a hat on his head
and he won’t know what to do
the bug can only roll the dung
when the milky way’s in view
they don’t drink no water they don’t eat no food
could you believe that all they need
to survive is tucked inside
that little ball of poo-oooooh yeah!
roll dung beetle roll
dig yourself a humble hole
their balls are full of shit
but their hearts are made of gold
so roll roll dung beetle roll
i got caught up in some shit
thought i never would get out
put his behind behind me
and rolled me out somehow
dung beetle dung beetle
let us praise his name
you always see him taking shit
but he never does complain
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5. |
Chicken Hole
06:57
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Imagine my surprise when she looks in my eyes
And says 'clean the shit out of my chicken hole'
Imagine my distress when she takes off her dress
And says 'clean the shit out of my chicken hole'
Chicken hole!
Now I'll never know and that's the way that she goes
I couldn't find the chicken hole
Now I'm all alone just sitting at home
I never got to chicken bone
Chicken bone!
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6. |
I Hate Droppin'
01:40
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I hate droppin' my prickenshit
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7. |
The Shit EP
05:02
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you’ll go down in history
the record executive said
they’ll be listening to the shit e.p.
long after you’re dead
follow this simple formula
and your song will be a hit
give the people what they want
and they’ll eat up that shit
my band is famous now
we tour around the world
and writing all these shitty songs
got us all the girls
some say we have no self respect
tell us we have no balls
but i tell em they can say that shit
to the gold record on my wall
now there’s no greater feeling
than to hear the fans screaming
play that shit e.p.
play that shit all night
play it till the morning light
it’s the best shit we’ve ever seen
oh god we love that shit e.p.
and when we play that shit e.p.
everyone goes silly
some would say the shit e.p.
smells a lot like chile
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