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Overture
03:45
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I sleep on a powder keg
and jump out like a ten ton warhead
put on a blue thrift store tuxedo
and fill your waters with a torpedo
If you thought Hiroshima was a disaster
i’ll melt your body worse than any cancer
radiation sickness will be a vacation
from my explosive packet fucking devastation
I AM THE EXPLOSIVE PACKET
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3. |
The Invitation
02:13
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4. |
Hawaiian Airlines
01:13
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5. |
Cool Coleslaw
01:38
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I had the coolest coleslaw in North Shore Oahu
It was in the parking lot of this grocery store
They sold this chicken and shit from a truck
They showed me their Harley
And I told this homeless guy
that I'd give him a six pack
to wash the car
And that was it
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6. |
Wood Panel PT Cruiser
08:05
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I took the stash
out of my ass
And put it on the dash
of her wood panel PT Cruiser
I ain't even a user
But how could I refuse her
and her wood panel PT Cruiser
Wood panel PT Cruiser made me wanna choose her
Wood panel PT Cruiser, I never wanna lose her
Then she asked to smoke the crack
She said that we could have a bash
in her wood panel PT Cruiser
I grabbed my flask
and said "no baby, I'm a boozer
"But maybe I would smoke a doober
in your wood panel PT Cruiser"
Wood Panel PT Cruiser
Made me wanna choose her
Wood Panel PT Cruiser
I never want to lose her
Stopped at the station near the pier
and I pulled out my wullet
She said "go inside and I'll just wait in here"
I bought papers and a magic bullet
When I went back outside
I was surprised to see no sign
of her wood panel PT Cruiser
Then I sighed and I whined
I bit my lip and cried
goodbye Wood Panel PT Cruiser
I felt just like a loser
Should have never refused her
Then later she was driving fast
and she crashed
now I'll never get her back
In her Wood Panel PT Cruiser
Wood Panel PT Cruiser
Made me wanna choose her
Wood Panel PT Cruiser
I never thought I'd lose her
Wood Panel PT Cruiser
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One time my friend and I
were just sitting in my room
He said a flower's been growing in his yard
and that moonbeams make it bloom
He said it has a special root
that does something you ain't felt before
So grind it up and put it on your skin
and it'll seep in through your pores
"I actually got some with me
if you really wanna have some fun"
He went to his car, brought back a jar
and said it was datura mud
I put it in my armpit
and felt like I was flying
But when I bit the angel trumpet
I thought that I was dying
I feel asleep and I had a dream
I was walking in the desert with Brian
I can't remember what he said to me
but when I woke up I'd been crying
I've had no luck unthinking
the thoughts that I had thunk
I wish we would have
just gotten drunk
When I bit the angel trumpet
something in me changed
I bit the angel trumpet
and it really messed up my brain
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8. |
I Saw Brian Cry
01:28
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No really, don't feel silly
because you're crying
cause I saw Brian
I saw him do it
And we all have a
special respect for that human
No really, don't feel silly
because you're crying
cause I saw Brian
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9. |
Chicken Lover
03:12
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You shot quick shot him
Meant to wet the water bed
Pleasure with a fish's head
She's a queen that feeds me
heavy green rubber
Its a bummer about your umbrella
But my arm is long
and I can squeeze a little
Danger done him right
Balancing ball point pens
On the toe boy's head
She's a queen that sees me
as some sort of dreaming mother
She made a blunder with my brother's blubber
Now the alarm is wrong
and I'm a sneezing widow
I might look like a potato
but my arm is long
and I can squeeze a little
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10. |
Pickle Beast
03:39
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A three way light bulb pickle beast
that's what I would like to be
but I've got peanut pimple cheeks
on my knees I had a dream
I was a piece of cheese
I'd like to spend eternity
playing harp and reading poetry
But I'll probably spend eternity
cleaning cream or chopping trees
I was a mean green bean
A bacon beachball can't be beat
That's what I would like to be
Bobby's key could set me free
He's pulling me by the sleeve
Deep down pink street
Bobby got bumped on his brain
when he was being careless
It's a shame Bobby became
obsessed with being hairless
It's a shame everyday's the same
when you're obsessed with being hairless
It's a shame everyday is a shave
when you're obsessed with being hairless
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11. |
Radioactive Imagination
01:28
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Hey, how's Hector been?
He's been expecting the inspector
since I don't know when
He's got a radioactive imagination
And many lawn chairs for sale
many lawn chairs for sale
While the inspector was inspecting
during the inspection
found that Hector had a picture of my dad
on a tractor fully nude with an erection
A picture of my dad
on a tractor
fully nude
with an erection
No, not just a drawing
but an actual picture
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Fight the Chair
Fight the Chair
Yeah, you gotta walk that far
to get them peppermint rollies
walk that far if you wanna go home
walk that far to get those peppermint rollies
walk it back on me now
walk it back on me now
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13. |
Two Tiny Round Beads
04:20
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I was along my way alone today
when I came upon
these two tiny round beads
that were lying in a lawn
And I know you're gonna think I'm nuts
but I thought they looked amazing
Then that's when I saw that there was
a lady in the window waving
So I said "Hey lady, I see you in the window waving
correct me if I'm wrong
but these must be your two tiny round beads
here laying in your lawn
they really look amazing"
But the lady didn't say anything
she just kept on waving
Repeat forever
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14. |
Surf and Turf
01:38
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Maggie Magma
05:23
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She gets home from the sulfur mine
and treats me so unkind
but most times I don't really mind
cause I love
Maggie Magma lives at the bottom of a space volcano
and I'm in love with her
oh yeah
Maggie Magma we live together in a space volcano
and I'm love with her
oh yeah
Yeah she gets home from work
and says her feet really hurt
Then treats me like a jerk
but I still love
Maggie Magma lives at the bottom of a space volcano
and I'm in love with her
oh yeah
Maggie Magma we live together in a space volcano
and I'm in love with her
oh yeah
Then one day she was really putting me down
I told her I'd be back later
So I went for a walk around
the local neighborhood crater
Patty Plasma was hanging out there
Maggie always hated her
because I used to date her
but that day I didn't care
We caught up on old times
way back when I called her mine
It kinda made me wish that I'd
ended up with
Patty Plasma
Who would have known how things'd go?
Would I still be in love?
When it was getting late
I said talking to you's been great
but I got to get heading back to my place
cause I still love
Maggie Magma lives at the bottom of a space volcano
and I'm in love with her
oh yeah
Maggie Magma we live together in a space volcano
and I'm in love with her
oh yeah
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16. |
Meet Cleever
04:51
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It was getting dark and hard to see Cleever coming home with me
Don't panic
I brought the mechanic
Don't panic
I brought the mechanic
He's got four arms
He's got two hands
He's got many charms
Yeah he's a magic man
He put my botanic can
Inside of his galvanic van
He's got a ceramic strand
And a stark volcanic tan
It was getting dark and hard to see Cleever coming home with me
Don't panic
I brought the mechanic
Don't panic
I brought the mechanic
He's got four arms
He's got two hands
He's got many charms
Yeah he's a magic man
Magic man magic man
Meet Cleever he's a magic man
Meet Cleever he's a magic man
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17. |
Mr. Wilton Carrot
04:24
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In the morning Mr. Wilton Carrot
scrambled Loud Larry neatly
In the evening Mr. Wilton Carrot
loved Loud Larry sweetly
But Microphone Carlos
was who he was thinking of
who he truly loved
In silence he could hear white cotton gloves
In darkness he would feel like a giant robot bug
Loud Larry yeah he could be
polyphonic when he wanted to be
Microphone Carlos yeah man
he was supersonic
without even trying
While Loud Larry and Mr. Wilton Carrot were looking at the clock
a frog was eating rollie pollies
and Carlos crushed it with a rock
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18. |
Tower of Spray
02:08
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Up at two thirty
is the tower of spray
with his cape on
after four hour wrestling
Slip into Tuesday
the tower of spray
loosens up his muscles
and flexes Chris' mushroom truffle
It's true he wears a heavy winter coat
but would he like another kitchen?
He sticks a fistful
of finger length frog legs
into a rotisserie chicken
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19. |
Caucasian Dave
04:12
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Caucasian Dave unpacked the basket
And poured himself four glasses of milk
Extracted the Abacus
From a cactus made of silk
She was a willendorf
Caucasian Dave had always been a loner
They didn't have the normal intercourse
His entire body was his boner
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He came over to visit
when he was in from Tucson
I saw him do it
I'm not kidding
No, really
don't feel silly
because you're crying
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21. |
Hawaiian Hairlines
00:54
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23. |
Rainbow Warriors
01:49
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We are the Rainbow Warriors
We are riding on a meteor
Our car's large star interior
We are the Rainbow Warriors
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24. |
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I'm a rabbit hole queen
in a snakeskin spleen
with you
I'm a flaming Ford Taurus
in an evergreen forest
with you
I'm a pizza box soap dish
and I'm covered in blowfish
for you
I'm a lemon head whistle
and I'm riding on a missile
for you
I'm a cheetah print pancake
in a unicorn landscape
with you
I'm a billy goat wing nut
and a silicon King Tut
for you
Playing Sanskrit bing
with an El Camino
for you
Thought the polyester smog
I'm a lampshade dog
to you
Across the Cadillac cat
I'm a fat yoga mat
for you
With my Mountain Dew gun
I'm on the run
to you
With my platypus snake bite
and a moose jaw stone kite
I love you
On a red haired tank top
in my scared stiff flip flops
I love you
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