i got a collection of charred bodies
caressing my freshly strewn brains
i got a collection of charred bodies
i floss my teeth with veins
I’m flippant with my pitchfork
my ears are pointy and so is my tail
my pubes are licked right off
by the flames of my grand realm
i control all the ice cream here
dragging you down in my underwearld
you’ll burn in your own bile
my powers are interdimensional
welcome to my unholy shitpile
this is the place i do as i please
well did you ever know all fast foods
were prepared by me
when you can’t find your slippers
and you’re snagged in your zippers
you better just think about me pal
i got a collection of charred bodies
did i tell you I’m really proud
of my collection of charred bodies
i’m flippant with my pitchfork
imagine that you stub your toe
do you think it’s just bad luck
well my evil shows on many toes
you uncomprehending fucks
dragging you down in my underwear
you’ll burn in your own bile
my powers are multidimensional
everybody knows of me
whitney houston is my prodigy
she’s my true voice
ahhhhh that’s my girl
ahhhhh
she’s coming back
she’s never going away
ahhhh
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